The Perch, The Captain's Chair and The Champagne Room.

These are easily my three favorite places in the RV. A lot of people think the little booth is the best place to sit in the RV. And it serves its purpose (playing cards and...playing cards). But the booth lacks significant points of power.

I'll start with the Perch.

The perch is the lofted area above the driverseat. Initially I was intimidated by the thought of my fatass climbing into this plush nest over and over. But last night, after a serviceable dinner in Bismarck, ND. We decided to throw "The Great Outdoors" in the DVD player and relax for a few minutes. I ascended to the Perch and fell in love. It offers seclusion, comfort and best of all, prime position for optimal TV viewing. I didn't get into this RV game to watch movies on the go, but there's something comforting knowing I can.

The most versatile spot on this 2-ton chariot is the Captain's Chair. It doubles as the most comfortable seat on the bus as well as the go-between of driver/shotgun and all the hiding-of-Junior-Mint shenanigans taking place in back. Sitting there requires certain responsibilities, but also makes for a killer spot to catch some 20 minute shut eye.

Then there's the Champagne Room.

I can't talk about what takes place back here, but just know it kicksass and there's plenty of Purell on hand.

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Three points of note from the first 23 hours.

• I'm the only driver to completely avoid the road "buzzers" they place on the shoulder of highways.
• Mike has slept 4 times while only driving 1 hour.
• Many promises go unkept in RV life.

Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go introduce Mr. Thick Dick to Mr. Urinal Cake.

Chris